Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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