This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i believe in u and ur pee
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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