Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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