Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You coming home soon, man?
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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