im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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