Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
At least life still wants to fuck me.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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