god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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