I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
