how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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