If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
