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• (816): View more from Missouri

  is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex

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• (530): View more from California

  Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?

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  yeah you don't forget that shit easily

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  We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.

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  Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here

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• (561): View more from Florida

  He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."

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• (425): View more from Washington

  My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.

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