i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship