what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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