whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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