She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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