I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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