i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Just high enough for therapy.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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