I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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