I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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