do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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