you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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