I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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