i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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