This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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