i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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