that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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