Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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