party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
There's even glitter on my cock...
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