I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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