This girl is more easily done than said...
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
high people should be assigned attendants
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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