hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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