We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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