oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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