TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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