you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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