Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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