420 ftw
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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