uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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