Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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