You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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