Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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