There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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