She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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