Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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