wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Green mimosas i think yes
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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