is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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