She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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