He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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