I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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