physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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