Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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