I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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