"it" just moved
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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