Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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