we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
It's shark week go big or go home
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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